A writer with a dislike of reality

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Rules and fandoms

My non-matchup requests are currently open! Here are some rules and fadoms I’m in (I might add them over time) My masterlist

First of all, fandoms and characters I write for:

Movies/shows/games:

  • Avengers (Bucky, Loki, maybe others)
  • Venom 2018 (Eddie/Venom)
  • Guardians of the galaxy (Yondu Udonta, maybe others)
  • Slashers - Psycho, The boy, Scream 1, House of wax, Texas chainsaw massacre, Saw 1 (Norman Bates, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Brahms Heelshire, the Sinclair brothers, Nubbins Sawyer, Chop Top Sawyer, Bubba Sawyer, John Kramer)
  • Doctor who (9th, 10th)
  • BBC Sherlock (Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, maybe others)
  • Hellboy (Abe Sapien, maybe others)
  • Johnny Depp’s characters (Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, Tonto, Mad hatter, Ichabod Crane, William Blake)
  • 1990s Moomins (Snufkin, Joxter, maybe others)
  • American Horror story (Tate Langdon, James March, Jimmy Darling, Kai Anderson, Edward Phillipe Mott, maybe others)
  • Silence of the lambs, Hannibal (Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham, maybe others)
  • Mad Max 2015 (Nux, maybe others)
  • Good omens (Aziraphale, Crowley, maybe others)
  • Sally face (Larry Johnson, maybe others)
  • Hazbin hotel/Helluva boss (only the characters featured in released episodes)
  • Hobbit/Lord of the rings (Thorin, Legolas, Dwalin, Bofur, maybe others)
  • Gotham (Edward Nygma - pre Riddler, maybe others from s.1)
  • Clone high (Joan, Gandhi, Vincent, maybe others)
  • Big mouth (Judd Birch)
  • The Addams family (Gomez, Morticia, maybe others)
  • Detroit become human (Connor, Hank Anderson, Ralph, maybe others)
  • Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji (Ciel Phantomhive - platonic, Grell Suttclif, Undertaker, maybe others)
  • Diabolik lovers (Kanato Sakamaki, Azusa Mukami, maybe others)
  • Ikemen vampire (all suitors released in the English version + MC)
  • My hero academia/Boku no hero academia (Fumikage Tokoyami, Shouta Aizawa, Hizashi Yamada, Toshinori Yagi, maybe others)
  • Tokyo ghoul (Uta, Nishio Nishki, maybe others)
  • M*A*S*H (Hawkeye Pierce, maybe others)
  • Resident evil 4 + village (Leon Kennedy, Luis Serra, Karl Heisenberg, maybe others)

Now the rules:

  • This should go without saying, but I have the right to deny anything I’m not comfortable writing
  • I am fine with writing male!character x male!reader or poly!characters x reader etc., but I won’t write character x character or character(s) x your OC(s)
  • I will refer to reader as gender neutral, unless asked otherwise
  • I can do anything - matchups(currently closed), headcanons, imagines, actual oneshots, please specify what you want in your ask
  • Please give me time, writer’s block is a bitch. I will try to answer requests in the order I recieved them, but may also write for those I’m inspired by at the moment.
  • I will not tolerate any toxicity or hate (though I do accept criticism and correction is always welcome), or romanticizing dark themes such as rape or abuse. But if you want a comfort fic with a suicidal/abused/bullied/selfharming reader, then go all out!
  • I will not write smut, I’m not comfortable with it (sexual themes are fine, like talking about one’s kinks or spicy stuff without the actual nsfw part is fine)
  • My inbox is always open for chatting, whether it’s about me, your troubles or characters from different fandoms!
Pinned Post rules Avengers venom Guardians of the galaxy psycho the boy Scream 1 doctor who bbc sherlock hellboy Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street edward scissorhands the lone ranger Alice In Wonderland sleepy hollow dead man moomins american horror story silence of the lambs hannibal mad max 2015 good omens sally face hazbin hotel helluva boss hobbit lotr texas chainsaw massacre saw 1

Anonymous asked:

Hello ! Could you do an gomez x fem reader x morticia where you meet them when you pick up your sister to school and they get really taken by you and start invinting you to things and you get overwelmed by the affection and tell them they are very nice but a relationship its not what you are after

I never see a reader who doesnt want a romantic relationship, it would be nice to see one who just wants a physical one

Thank you !

It has no appeal

Pairing: Gomez Addams x f!reader x Morticia Addams

Warnings: female reader, queerplatonic (?) relationship, a teensy bit of angst (happy ending tho), use of (Y/N)

A/N: I have successfuly graduated high school and got into university, so I finally have time to write! However, I am still sorry it took me this long to get to this request. I was thinking while writing this and I absolutely love this dynamic, especially maybe the dynamic between the reader’s sister and the Addams children, so maybe I’ll do something else with this dynamic in the future :) And as an aromantic person, I am so delighted to be able to write this piece! I took a spin on the relationship dynamic that might not be exactly in tune with your experience, so be aware of that 😅

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spoopy-fish-writes
spoopy-fish-writes

Being bilingual is so embarrassing sometimes. You try and respond to someone when they call you and your brain is just filtering through all the responses in each language you know no matter to what degree and so you’re stuck there going “oui- yes- naeim?” until you get to one that the person you’re talking to understands

omfg I feel this so much wdym I don't know how to say potato in Czech it's my mother language goddamnit oh yea it's real nice I know what it is in russian but that doesn't help!!!
roses-for-readers
roses-for-readers

Aggressive Caregiver ~ Tsu'tey x Reader

Warnings: Jake being an idiot at times, mentions of broken bones, Tsu'tey being a softie, pretty much just fluff and stuff

Synopsis: After an incident where you get hurt, Tsu'tey agrees to take care of you while you recover.


"Jake, I don't think this is a good idea." In retrospect, it was a fucking stupid idea. But I couldn't just flat out say that to my brother in front of Neytiri, who he was trying to impress. I wasn't trying to get in the way of what he was trying to do, but I also didn't want to have to explain to the healers why he would be returning to the clan with multiple broken bones.

Jake had somehow gotten it in his head that he could mount his ikran in midair if he called for it before jumping. He told me about the idea just moments before Neytiri had come over to us to hear what he was talking about. Jake had just pulled us along in order to prove what I knew was going to be a complete disaster without even telling Neytiri a word of the plan. I wasn't even given a chance to attempt to talk him out of it before he was already climbing.

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waaaaaaah i loved it tsu'tey x reader tsutey x reader avatar x reader

sparklyfarmfreakpaper asked:

Hello! May I request some general Headcanons about a Gina Alvarez (Big Mouth) relationship with a male reader?

Hi, thank you for the request! Unfortunatelly, I don’t think I feel comfortable writing romantic headcanons for a minor. However, I do think she’s a wonderful character, so I hope you’ll have more luck elsewhere :)

i know I had written in my list of fandoms and characters that I write for Judd and maybe others that is my mistake and I have changed it to only Judd Birch but if you request pther adult characters I will consider it
slashersidewhore
slashersidewhore

Slashers! HC S/O nearly killed by a victim

Slashers!Sinclair brothers x gn!reader

Includes Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Lester Sinclair

Requested? Yes

Warnings: max angst, lots of self deprecating thoughts from the slashers, blood, mentions of gore, lots of violence, happy ending (you survive!)





Bo Sinclair

  • You weren’t supposed to be at the house, Bo was sure you were out getting groceries, you told him you were
  • You placed the several brown bags you could carry from the pickup onto the kitchen counter, used to the silence that filled the dimly lit home
  • Turning to make your way back outside, you froze in your spot when merely a few yards away stood a man, face twisted in agony, blood covering the lower portion of his body, it looked like he’d been stabbed by Vincent’s sheers, so why was he upstairs?
  • You’re one of them
  • The man seemed to only grow in size from the sheer mass of his clear anger, chest puffing to reveal a stutter in his breath, as if he was using borrowed time
  • You weren’t sure if saying anything would help, you were bringing in groceries, of course you were one of them, there was no way to free yourself from this situation
  • Glancing over at the knife block, wide eyes switched back to the man who had seen the subtle movement, brows furrowing, and then he charged
  • They killed my girlfriend!
  • The stranger snarled as he gained on you, hands reaching out to grab your arm, your neck, whenever he could reach in his rage fueled attack
  • Slipping on your heel to get to the knives, the recently mopped floor proved to be a disadvantage, only giving the man a better angle to grab the collar of the back of your shirt, pulling it back, before slamming you into one of the counters
  • The impact against your stomach wasn’t pleasant, you could feel the bruise already forming as you were dragged back, grabbing anything you could as pitiful noises left your lips
  • Throwing the salt and pepper shakers, a clean plate, anything at him you could get your hands on, nothing seemed to faze him as you threw you against the adjacent cabinets
  • Forehead slamming into the sharp edge of wood, red filled your already blurring vision, your weak yelp for anyone nearby that could help fell deaf on the empty corridors of the house, where the hell were the guys?
  • You sick bitch, you’re all sick”
  • The man spat in your face, spit hitting your cheek as he did so, then he was once again lifting you from where he’d tossed you like a rag doll, this time letting your body fall rather limply to the tiled floor
  • You’ll get what’s coming to you, if it’s the last thing I do”
  • You could hear the slight motion of the man reaching over your body, plucking a knife from the block a few feet away and kneeling over your aching body
  • His legs were at either side of your hips, arms raised high as he didn’t think twice before lowering the weapon
  • A shout echoed from the near distance, heavy footsteps on the wooden floor, in a last ditch effort with all the remaining strength to could muster, you lifted a knee to the mans crotch, resulting in a deep howl of pain, and a burning sensation as the knife landed deep in your shoulder
  • Then the man was off of you, ripped from your body by someone far stronger, the shouting picked up again, the enraged, bellowing noises bouncing off the walls as you figured the escaped victim was being rightfully dealt with

Right as the man’s shadow was gone, another more broad figure appeared over you, this time at the side of your injured body.

Oh baby, oh fuck,” It was Bo’s voice, his tones drawl making your heart flutter, or was that the stab wound? It felt as if the room was spinning in its axis, turned upside down and steeping your body in darkness, “Shit, I thought ya were outta the house.”

Vincent was hovering in the distance, gauging the wound from the distance he stood before rushing off the gather the proper items to best help you. Bo was at a loss, wanting to lean down while also warning himself that his touch would only cause more pain. Why were you home? Why didn’t he check the house first? Why did he just assume you would be out for hours? This was his fault, he left you vulnerable and alone, in a place he knew could bs unsafe when they brought, “guests”, home. Your weak whine of his name drove his stomach to lurch forward, bile trying to climb him throat, body hot to the touch with panic and his eyes swam with guilt.

I’ve got ya now, nothin’ll hurt ya anymore,” Bo fell on his ass to get closer to you, lifting your upper body carefully before laying it steadily in his lap. Your pained wince at being moved to any extent shot right through the man’s heart, his body folding over yours slightly, almost as if trying to protect what was left of you from the outside world. Your delicate cries as blood seeped through your clothes only drew the man further from rationally, mind racing at what he would do to the dead body mere feet away when he was done tending to you, “Vincent! Get yur ass in here!”

I’m here baby, don’t ya worry, I’ve got ya.”




Vincent Sinclair


  • You were never involved with the victims, as much as Vincent trusted you, he didn’t trust any stranger within a mile of Ambrose, the thought of someone full of fear or anger anywhere in your vicinity made his skin crawl beneath his usual wool sweaters
  • Luckily for the town over, there weren’t three deranged brothers causing havoc, in fact it was odd being in a populated area where no one even knew of Ambrose’s happenings, or the men beneath it
  • So when a van full of curious, college aged boys came strolling through the, “abandoned”, streets, you had made the choice to go out for the day, visit that nearby town where Vincent knew you would be safe for the most part
  • Which lead to the present, where you were calmly walking back to Ambrose along the two lane, quiet, wooded backroad, wicker basket in hand with various items you deemed interesting enough to take back
  • Although the snap of a branch caught your ear, a man no older than you stumbling along the path, if the splatters of blood along his body weren’t an indicator of where he’d left, the thick globs of wax painting his left arm did
  • Miss? Fuck, help me!
  • The man called to you, clearly desperate in his current predicament, there wasn’t much you could do, you didn’t have a cellphone, you’d already been walking for a half mile, what could you possibly be able to help him with?
  • There’s these crazy guys that tried to kill me! We need to get away from here!”
  • Before you could even summon a response, the staggering stranger that had since gotten closer paused, face pursing, lips tight as a look of realization crossed his face
  • Your face, there were drawings of your face in that basement
  • I don’t know what you mean, here, let’s-
  • You didn’t get much of a sentence out before the man was pushing you to the ground, intentions clear as he kneeled above you, planting your lower body to the gravel side of the road before punching aimlessly at your face
  • Please-
  • You’re with those sick bastards aren’t you? You must be fucked in the head too, after all the bodies I saw!”
  • The punches kept landing, your nose surely broken by the onslaught, blood draining down your jaw, by your ears, into your mouth
  • The heavy smell of iron palette-able as another swift hit was served to your mouth, bottom lip busting open with thick, red spilling out
  • The man just kept screaming in your face, spit flying as he did so, it was as if his rage fueled attack would never cease, maybe he hadn’t gotten hurt all that much and his adrenaline was through the roof
  • Either way it was as if the beating was only getting worse as the minutes ticked by, you felt lucky he didn’t have an actual weapon on his person
  • As if some kind of saving grace had heard you, the rumbling of what sounded like a familiar old pickup roared in the distance, getting louder by the second
  • Right as the shriek of tires echoed across the otherwise silent road, your tired eyelids fluttered shut, allowing the all consuming haze to take its place in your body

Some time later

How the hell should I know when she’s gon’ wake up?” That voice was familiar, the low timbre of an accent you knew all too well. It was buzzing through your head, and although you were thankful to even be here to listen to it, there was one thing you wished was present as well.

Hey, her eyes are opening,” And that’s when you heard the shuffling, heavy boots on a concrete floor, when Bo’s agitated voice once again striking your growing headache, “alright, alright! I’m goin’.”

An all too warm, fuzzy feeling filled your chest when Vincent’s head popped into view, hair tied back loosely with little bits of wax here and there. Although lumbering over you, his movements were cautious, slow and steady as you could make out his eyes scanning your form meticulously. It felt as though you were one of his pieces of artwork, carefully watched over to make sure you wouldn’t melt.

Vince, are you okay?” Your whisper of a question caused the man’s head to drop into the crook of your neck, whether overwhelmed or still worried it just seemed he needed a moment to process all that had happened. It was only minutes ago you were still out cold, laying on one of his work tables as Bo stood with a disapproving look. Art supplies strewn, chairs overturned, even the most delicate wax sculptures he’d done were crumbled on the floor. The man hadn’t been able to contain the absolute ice that ran through his veins upon seeing Lester carrying your lifeless form into the house, especially considering he didn’t even know if you were still alive.

Large, rough hands shaking like a kitten, the man leaned back to run his fingers over the side of your injured face, the touch gentle, barely there. The soft tilt of his head told you he was fine, seemingly still stressing about your current state. As you became more aware of your surroundings, you realized one of Vincent’s wood sweaters covered a portion of your upper body, like a makeshift blanket. Fingers weakly knocking into his elbow, the masked man took notice and immediately intertwined them with his, palm warm against yours. His free hand reached up to caress your jaw, without words but as if to say,

You’re safe now.’





Lester Sinclair

  • Lester wasn’t ever particularly involved in the murders, in fact he felt his best work was cleaning up the eventual aftermath
  • That being said, you were usually by his side at all hours, both day and night, keeping him and Jonsey company
  • Be right back darlin’”
  • Lester flashed a toothy grin in your direction, sitting on the hood of the trunk while he hoisted a large, dead dead over his shoulder
  • This had been majority of the day so far, you enjoying the shady sun while he hauled carcasses of roadkill over to the designated dump sight
  • I’ll stay right here!
  • You chuckle, watching the red dusting over his ears fade as he continued to walk further down the slope
  • Glancing down to where Jonsey was laying, you did a double take when the little lady had somewhere vanished, head whipping side to side, yes she was an independent dog but that doesn’t mean you didn’t worry sometimes
  • Barking in the distance cut through your immediate panic, somewhere off to the left in the densely wooded forest
  • Jonsey?
  • You called as you hopped off the cars hood, jogging towards the sounds origin as it only continued
  • It didn’t sound like her normal bark though, it was vicious, angry, maybe she’d run into a squirrel or other wild animal of some kind that had gotten her all up in action
  • There you are girl!
  • You exclaimed as your turn around the tree revealed the dog, facing away from you, as your eyes left the furry creature it landed on a man not much older than you, standing before you and Jonsey with a knife in hand
  • Sorry about my dog, she can be overly cautious”
  • You tried to reason, deflecting from the chance he may know more than you hoped, and unfortunately his fist only clenched further around the blades handle, face pulled in a snarl
  • Yeah, the same dog I saw in that auto shop, with that guy who killed my girlfriend
  • Listen, I don’t know what you’re here to do-
  • Before you could even finish your statement he was already on you, knocking you back with a heavy hand before slashing towards your stomach
  • Thankfully you were able to dodge the first swing, although he wasn’t stopping anytime soon, in fact your fear only seemed to spur him on as he swung again, and again
  • Unfortunately he had backed you into a tree, another aim at your body immediately ripping through your (Lester’s) shirt, blood leaking from ripped skin, another across your forehead, red spilling into your waterline as your thunderous scream of Lester’s name left your quivering lips
  • “I didn’t kill your girlfriend”
  • But you’re chummy with the bastard that did”
  • His final strike ended with him aiming down and up, the smooth surface of the knife gliding into your skin like butter, the sob it ripped from you was pitiful, as was the way you fell to your knees
  • Then a gunshot rang out


Darlin’?” There stood Lester, rusty, old shotgun in hand that was still aimed at the now fallen body, lowering it too glance over at you in panic. His rushed footfall crunched leaves, his quick footing hit a root and nearly tripping him if his objective wasn’t so focused on. Dropping to your level, the man held his hands to where you were gripping your wrist.

Show me, how bad is it?” The concern and fear tainting his voice was almost painful to hear, pulling your palms away to reveal a river of crimson. Hissing as he lifted the edge of the shirt you had stolen from him this morning, to reveal a bloody but shallow wound. It looked as if the guy had missed, only slicing at your side, not your gut as he most likely planned.

Hurts,” you mumble as your body begins to try and lose consciousness, the adrenaline now leaving your system. Lester caught on, leaning you into him before lifting you against his slim body, careful to not press into any of your injuries, “Lester”.

“I know honey, I’ll get ya all patched up, don’t ya worry.” The man shouldered your weight, holding a tough facade despite the way his heart was slowly crumbling inside his chest cavity. If he made it one second later, you could’ve been gone forever. The thought felt like ice water poured over his head, sinking into his veins. Next time he would have to watch over you better, keep you safer. No, there wouldn’t be a next time, he would make sure no one could even attempt to get near you.

Ain’t ever gonna let that happen again”












If y’all would like to see other parts of this either others slashers list their names in the comments or in my inbox!


As always requests are always open!

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shmaptainwrites

Anonymous asked:

Any way you could do a Hawkeye/Reader one shot with the prompt “ “i like you just the way you are” 🥺🥺

I love your writing style!

shmaptainwrites answered:

hi bestie! thank you and of course i can :) i did fem reader with this but if you’d prefer something different lemme know and i can edit it as soon as i can :))

Pairings: Hawkeye Pierce x fem!Reader

Warnings: alcohol, insecurity

Just the Way You Are

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randoimago

Anonymous asked:

Aah, can I also request some letters for RK800 and RK900? M, S and Y, please!

randoimago answered:

Alphabet Headcanons

Fandom: Detroit: Become Human

Character(s): RK800 (Connor), RK900 (Nines)

Type of Request: Alphabet Headcanons

Note(s): Calling RK900 Nines just because I like that better than his model number!

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zer0pm

Imagine somehow finding yourself in the arms of Leon and Luis in the most inopportune times.

“Yeah, no. I don’t know about this, guys.”

“It’s not that big of a drop. You can do this.”

“Easy for you to say, Leon!”

Calma, my fine friend. Just close your eyes and remember not to lock your knees.”

“Luis, you are not helping.”

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hxney-lemcn

Anonymous asked:

omg i know you arent accepting requests right now, but i have this idea that i HAVE to get out to someone and you are who i thought of...

teaching dbh connor to dance 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️


and this isnt sent as a request!! more of sharing the one braincell i have LMAO

-🦊

hxney-lemcn answered:

SAME BRAINCELL!!!! Everytime I hear a song that’s meant to be danced to I think of this omg. I thought of a little drabble so I have to share <333 Thank you fox anon for this lovely thought.

(Reminder this wasn’t a request, it just gave me some inspiration. BUT! If you want to share Connor brainrot I will share mine back lmao)

Master List

a/n: Made when listening to Sway by Michael Buble

wc: 0.3k

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“Come here!” I motioned to Connor.

He stood up hesitantly, meeting me in the middle of the room, “I do not know how to dance.”

“It’s okay,” I brushed his concern off. “I don’t really either, I just follow the rhythm.”

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This was so hecking cute afhwlihfrtrhtierhflsdnccsdfueorughierhgisjdccdfbvliflhcchjffbiafli

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